It's Already 10a.m. - Why Aren't I A Millionaire Yet??
This article may only be reproduced in its entirety, including the resource box and subscription information electronically or in print. A courtesy copy of yopur publication would be nice, too!It's Already 10a.m....Why Aren't I A Millionaire Yet?!?By Greetings and salutations from my posh, elegant home office suite. Here I sit before my state-of-the-art computer that responds to my facial expressions and translates them into my innermost thoughts on my huge hand-carved genuine Egyptian mahoghany desk (all the more valuable because it's grown in a Cairo apartment). My prizewinning Russian wolfhound Sasha lies sleeping at my feet. While she slumbers, she sometimes emits a soft voof.
(She woofs with an accent, therefore...voof.) All is serene and peaceful as I effortlessly complete my few simple tasks that provide this opulent lifestyle. (Oh dear...spilled caviar on my Gucci slippers...don't you hate when that happens??)Yeah, right.Actually, my not-so-souped-up computer sits atop an old folding table while my six month old beagle puppy bays excitedly as he plays tag with the cat. (Bays? That sounds like a horse with a speech impediment. Barroos is more like it) The caviar is really jelly, and my feet would go into shock if they were ever in Gucci anything.So it's not the high life, but it IS my life.Once you're online, everything screams instant and incredible success. Lately I've seen ads with the headline, "Retire in 12 to 18 months".
All you need to do is cram an entire worklife into that time frame and then retire...to the grave.Get rich NOW...Make money NOW...But the real question has to be: What do YOU want?I'm sorry to say I'm not rich (sometimes sorrier than others), but the lifestyle I'm constantly developing more than makes up for it. Besides, I can't retire in 18 months. I have a Boy Scout camping trip with my son penciled in.With two boys, a dog, a cat, a wife and a household to keep together to boot,
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Premio Is Listed As Top 10 Computer Vendor In Education Market For Q2
(ContentDesk) August 25, 2005 -- An independent market research firm released second quarter statistics today of the Top 10 computer vendors in the U.S. education market.
The recent report ranks Premio eighth in shipments and market share ahead of both Sony and MPC.
Premio is joined in the Top 10 by such companies as Dell, Apple, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Gateway and Acer.
Rankings are based on shipments of desk-based PCs, mobile PCs and X86 32/64 servers.Premio continues to be ranked as a Top 10 computer vendor in the education market because of the persistent attention the company has given to the market over the last 16 years.
Premio attends several education-related tradeshows and conferences each year to meet with a variety school representatives and introduce them to the affordable products and services Premio has to offer.????"From day one, our company has been focused on the technological needs of the education market," Executive Vice President...
Premio Is Listed As Top 10 Computer Vendor In Education Market For Q2
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What's Your Right Photo Shade
Sometimes photos would appear a little frustrating especially when there is no transparency to match color. The reason to this is that printing companies have been slow in going with the flow to accommodate new images. They often stumbles through their conversions to CMYK which causes irreparable damage to the images.In the article When Good Color Goes Bad by Mike Davis, it enumerated some tips on how to seize the full potential of your digital images. Davis advised to work with digital photographers who can supply the following:1. FPO images for you to place in your layout plus the original raw files.
These contain the virgin pixel captures straight from high-end digital cameras, prior to any conversion to RGB or any subsequent processing/encoding. You will need someone skilled to handle them, though. 2. Properly tagged RGB tiff images -- again, a skilled operator will be needed for best results. 3.
CMYK tiffs prepared by a knowledgeable photographer. When feasible, separations...
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Efficiency in the Office
Efficiency in the Office(435 words)Nearly every office, be it commercial or home-based, may have areas of inefficiency that can be improved upon. We are not talking sales figures or profit margins or budgets, but inefficient waste and resource management. For instance, let us look at some common aspects and consider how consumption can be reduced and how to make better use of resources.Not all paper work and receipts need to be shredded, but sometimes, for the sake of security, it is necessary. This shredded paper is recyclable or it can be contributed in layers to a compost or worm bin. It can also be donated to animal shelters or pet stores where it is used in the bottom of cages to help keep them clean.
This will ease workloads on staff, keep operational costs down, and the animals are more comfortable in their cages. The animal waste along with the bedding is easily composted.Technology now makes it possible to save paper on a daily basis by sending emails. Worth mentioning,...
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VoIP is the new communication paradigm
In a world where things happen pretty quickly, there is a quiet revolution going on around the world. It has been ten or more years in the making and threatenining to force a new paradigm shift in communication. Having its debut in Israel, and much of its recent activities in the US, VoIP or Voice over Internet Protocol is about to take the communication world by storm. But what is VoIP you may ask? VoIP stands for Voice Over Internet Protocol. Even though the name sounds exotic, voip is really simple.
It is a way of transmitting voice data over the internet from point A to point B or more plainly, a way of making calls using the internet. And what do I need to do that? The answer to that is that it depends. But regardless of what method or system you employ, some basic hardware are needed. These are a broadband internet access and a computer, and depending on your service, an ATA adaptor, an IP phone, a speaker, a modem, or a regular phone. If you are wodering, here is how it...
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